I half hissed half choked "Tersia! The sky is orange!" She responded by nonchalantly looking out the window and stating "Oh yeah-something is burning", and proceeded to the loo. I must say I was floored-then again that's about how Tulsa responds to tornadoes. Unconvinced by her flippancy I ran up the stairs to the deck. Table Mountain sits maybe only a mile away from our house. The entire sky behind it and above us was filled with smoke, and the mountain was completely lit with an orange glow. (And through this entire story the sirens continued to wail). At that point Tersia emerged from the loo, promptly swore, and FLEW up the stairs to join me. If the look on her face was a reflection of mine I don't even know how to describe it to you. We must have looked half crazed and half stoned.
Minutes later we proceeded back to our room to calmly decide on a reaction. No one else was awake, not even the homeowners were stirring. So we called our leader Munyradzi. (A little explanation, our rooms are all separate units which open into the walled back patio and pool area. Our fire plan-no joke-is to immediately leave our rooms and jump in the pool). Waking up Munya, I explained the circumstances and expressed our concern. To which he replied with complete sincerity, "Tell me you're not in the pool." After our hysterical laughter ceased we explained and he came out to check.
The second time around on the deck you could see massive flames burning on our side of the mountain! Again...half crazed. Nonplussed, Munya reassured us, gave us a radio, and went back to bed. ??!!?? So with smoke and ash blowing through our window and sirens blaring we tuned in to the ONLY radio station broadcasting a response to the fire. That was an experience unto itself.
I swear, the guy broadcasting the radio show only got the job because he knew no one would be listening at that hour and he wouldn't have to do anything. As Tersia said at one point, "Who made you king of the castle?" I doubt if he'd ever had to cover anything before. At one point after a break he began with, "We're here talking about the fire. That's burning. On the mountain." Thank you for clearing that up!
Around 2:30 we had ascertained that there was nothing to be done, we would be evacuated if needed, and no one else was concerned. Having laughed ourselves silly over every crazy circumstance, we did the only sensible thing left, and went back to bed. The next morning the entire portion of the mountain was black, as well as surrounding areas. It is still incredible to me how dangerous the situation really was and could have become. But as it was, the crazy circumstances and happenings throughout the evening so far surpassed any fears, all we could do was laugh. And every moment I think back on it, it's all I remember! And it's all I do = ) Then again, sometimes what else can you do?